My Ex’s Ashes – Vintage Lidded Pot
Portmeirion China
£12.00
Vintage elegance with a savage twist.
This one-of-a-kind lidded pot (Portmeirion style) has been lovingly up-cycled into a decorative statement piece. With the inscription around the sides:
My Ex’s Ashes (×3)
It’s cheeky, dramatic and perfect for anyone whose past drama deserves a place of honour. Use it for jewellery, keepsakes, memories, or push it to the back shelf where it quietly takes up space.
Sweet craftsmanship meets zero tolerance. The ultimate Swears of Joy piece.
🎨 Hand-altered vintage lidded pot (Portmeirion china)
🏺 Urn-shaped lidded design with elegant floral motif
💬 Text around sides: My Ex’s Ashes (×3)
🧷 Ideal for trinkets, keepsakes or bold shelf decor
✨ One-of-a-kind — never repeated
🛑 Decorative use only – not food safe
🧽 Wipe-clean only
🌍 Up-cycled vintage china (eco-conscious sass)