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My Alone Time Is for Everyone’s Safety – Vintage China Plate

£16.00

Some people meditate.

Some people journal.

Some people simply require a little peace and quiet before they become a danger to society.

This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate features delicate blue and yellow florals paired with the phrase "My alone time is for everyone’s safety." A beautifully understated reminder that solitude isn't selfish—sometimes it's a public service.

Hand-altered using carefully selected typography and colours designed to complement the original vintage china pattern.

Perfect for introverts, book lovers, overthinkers, and anyone whose patience occasionally needs recharging

🏺 Genuine vintage china plate

✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy

💖 One-of-a-kind piece

📏 Approx. size: 6 inches

🖼️ Plate stand included

🚫 Decorative use only

🧽 Clean with a soft dry cloth

🌍 International shipping available

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