Mother Fucker - Vintage plate
Small Vintage Plate
£10.00
Behold the queen of duality: a delicate rosebud saucer whispering grace on the outside, and screaming obscenities on the inside. This piece is for anyone whose family gatherings come with passive aggression and Prosecco.
The “Mother” was already printed. The “Fucker” was lovingly added by hand — like all good acts of rebellion.
✨ One-off vintage china saucer — no mass production, just sass in porcelain form.
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied with precision and profanity.
🪄 Plate stand included — because it deserves to be seen and mildly feared.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — because sometimes, mother does know best.
Size: Standard saucer (approx. 5.5 inches)
Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. Best served with side-eye.