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Moist - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
The word that makes half the population shudder and the other half smirk. This vintage floral plate takes Moist to a whole new level — gloriously wrong, hilariously right, and guaranteed to spark conversation (or gag reflexes).
✨ One-of-a-kind, hand-altered vintage china
🖤 Phrase: Moist
🚫 Decorative purposes only – not food safe
🎨 Finished with multiple coats of protective lacquer
📏 Size: vintage side plate (each piece varies slightly)
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy
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