Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Moist - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
A beautifully inappropriate vintage china plate featuring the word “Moist” in elegant teal script across delicate botanical florals.
Equal parts classy and deeply unsettling — exactly how Swears of Joy likes it.
Perfect for gallery walls, alternative interiors, kitchens, or anyone who enjoys watching guests visibly recoil after reading one single word
🌿 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
✨ Handmade by Swears of Joy
💚 Features botanical florals with elegant teal script
🖤 Decorative display piece only
⚠️ Not food safe
😏 Perfect for lovers of subtle filthy humour
🏡 Ideal for quirky homes & gallery walls
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