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Moist - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

Nothing divides a room quite like the word “moist.” Now it’s immortalised on this 16cm fine bone china plate, wrapped in a ring of classic Bridal Rose detail.

Soft pink blooms. Gentle greenery. White space that whispers innocence—until your eye hits the centre and you recoil just a little.

Whether it makes you laugh, cringe, or question your life choices, this plate is perfect for gifting, displaying, or psychologically tormenting your most linguistic-averse friend.

Moist. Just moist. That’s all.

  • Size: 16cm (medium)

  • Fine bone china

  • Classic “Bridal Rose” design around the rim

  • Centre text: “Moist” in bold, unapologetic font

  • Decorative use only

  • Handmade in the UK – completely unique

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