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Medium Sass Plate Package – Digital Gift Card
£20.95
Can’t decide which plate to send? Don’t panic. This digital gift card covers the cost of one glorious medium sass plate plus UK postage — so your lucky recipient can choose the sweary beauty that screams them.
Once you buy it, they'll get a unique code straight to their inbox. All they have to do is enter it at checkout and boom — sass incoming.
Can’t choose between “Queen of the Cunts” or “Witch, Please”? Don’t worry, we’ve all been there.
This digital gift card covers the cost of one medium sass plate plus tracked UK postage/shipping — and lets your glorious recipient pick their own slice of inappropriate perfection.
Once purchased, a unique code will be emailed, ready to redeem at checkout. No stress, no second-guessing — just pure, unfiltered joy (and swears).
🎁 Includes:
1 Medium Sass Plate (£16.00)
Tracked UK postage/shipping (£4.95)
Total value: £20.95
Valid for 12 months
Digital only – no physical card sent
Redeemable at swearsofjoy.com
Ideal for bold bitches, indecisive gift givers, and anyone who deserves a wall full of sass.
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