Lower Your Voice — You’re Boring Me – Sass Plate
£16.00
Beautiful florals, soft colours… and the most polite way to tell someone to shut up you’ll ever find on a vintage plate.
This one-of-a-kind sass piece is peak Swears of Joy energy — elegant on the outside, unbothered on the inside.
Perfect for anyone who has absolutely no time for long-winded nonsense, loud talkers, or human wallpaper.
Pretty. Petty. Perfection.
🎨 Hand-altered vintage china plate
🌸 Floral border with a brutally honest centrepiece
💬 Phrase: Lower your voice — you’re boring me
📏 Approx. 6 inches
✨ Ideal for gallery walls, home offices, bedroom decor, and chaos gremlins
🔥 One-of-a-kind – no repeats ever
🛑 Decorative only – not food safe
🧽 Wipe-clean dry cloth only
🌍 Upcycled vintage china (sustainable sass)