Lower Your Standards — I’m Not Changing – Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Delicate florals, gold trim, and a gentle reminder that personal growth isn’t on today’s agenda.
This one-of-a-kind vintage sass plate delivers the kind of brutal honesty people secretly admire.
If you’ve ever been told you should “make more effort” — this plate is your revenge arc.
Pretty, petty, and perfectly unapologetic.
🎨 Hand-altered vintage china plate
🌸 Floral border + unapologetic attitude
💬 Phrase: Lower your standards — I’m not changing
📏 Approx. 6 inches
✨ Perfect for gallery walls, offices, or gifting to a chaos queen
🔥 One-of-a-kind – never repeated
🛑 Decorative only – not food safe
🧽 Wipe clean with a dry cloth only
🌍 Upcycled vintage china (eco-conscious sass)