Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Love Me, Adore Me - Vintage China Plate
Then Fuck Off
£16.00
Out of stock
💋 Love me, adore me… and then fuck right off.
This one-of-a-kind vintage plate is bold, unapologetic, and absolutely dripping with sass. Perfect for anyone who demands attention on their terms.
✨ One-of-a-kind – never repeated.
💀 Hand-altered vintage china.
📦 Decorative use only (not food safe).
🎁 Ideal gift for the sass-queen in your life (or yourself).
🖤 Original vintage china, reimagined with attitude
💋 Phrase: “Love Me, Adore Me, Then Fuck Off”
📏 Medium plate size
🖐 One-off piece – when it’s gone, it’s gone
🚫 Not food safe – for display only
🌍 Ships from the UK (postage/shipping calculated at checkout)
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