Lord Cuntington - Vintage Trinket Dish
£10.00
Out of stock
Heir to absolutely nothing but impeccable sarcasm and zero impulse control. Lord Cuntington is here — a dainty vintage trinket dish dressed up like royalty and dishing out aristocratic attitude with every glance.
With baby-blue lettering fit for a very unholy gentleman, this piece pairs pastel florals with the title no one saw coming. Perfect for cufflinks, loose curses, or your collection of bad decisions.
He’s decorative, deranged, and destined to spark awkward conversations with nosy guests.
✨ Unique vintage trinket dish — one of one, just like this absolute twat
🩵 Adorned with “Lord Cuntington” in classic blue and suspicious confidence
🌼 Floral centre, gold trim, and big stately home energy
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for lords of leisure and lovers of nonsense
📏 Size: Approx. 5 inches
⚠️ Care: Wipe clean. Not food safe. Not safe for use around actual aristocrats.