Live, Love, Leave. Seriously Fuck off - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
For the home that’s allergic to small talk and Pinterest platitudes. This one-of-a-kind vintage plate delivers the passive-aggressive aesthetic of a throw pillow, but with the energy of someone who’s already locked the door behind you.
Trimmed in golden detail and covered in charming florals, it’s the polite way of saying GTFO — with style.
✨ One-off vintage china plate — no clones, no compromises, just spicy cottagecore.
🌸 Features “Live Laugh Leave” in bold Barbie-pink and “Seriously Fuck Off” in gold.
🌼 Classic floral border with delicate gold filigree.
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, swearing included.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — where manners meet menace.
📏 Size: Approx.6/7 inches
⚠️ Care: Wipe clean. Not food safe. Not Karen safe either.