Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Live Laugh Leave... Seriously Fuck Off - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

Not every home needs a motivational quote...

Some just need a clear message.

Live Laugh Leave... Seriously Fuck Off takes the world's most overused slogan and gives it the Swears of Joy treatment. Sweet little cottages, colourful gardens and an unmistakable reminder that not everyone is welcome.

Hand-altered using genuine vintage china, this one-of-a-kind decorative plate blends nostalgic countryside charm with wonderfully inappropriate humour. Perfect for anyone whose idea of hospitality has very clear limits.

Whether displayed on a wall, bookshelf or sideboard, it's guaranteed to make visitors laugh... before they decide whether they should stay.

🍽️ One-of-a-kind vintage china plate

✋ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK

🏡 From the Plate Cupboard at the House of Swears of Joy

✨ Decorative use only

🤍 Vintage item – gentle signs of age may be present

🧽 Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth

📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery

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