Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Life Ruined My Drugs - Vintage Picture Plate
£20.00
Out of stock
Rustic charm, ruined innocence, and one brutal truth: Life Ruined My Drugs.
This cheeky plate takes a wholesome countryside wheelwright scene and injects it with pure sass — a reminder that reality always hits harder than the high.
Whether it’s for your gallery wall or to make your Nan clutch her pearls, this one-of-a-kind piece is equal parts nostalgic and unapologetically rude.
Hand-altered vintage china. One plate only. No repeats.
🏺 Original vintage picture plate
🖐️ Hand-decorated with waterslide decals
🎨 Sealed with multiple coats of clear acrylic lacquer (NOT food-safe)
📏 Approx. 20 – 21 cm diameter
🚫 Decorative only – not for serving food
🔥 One-off design – no duplicates, no restocks
📦 Carefully wrapped & boxed for safe delivery
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK
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