Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Lady of Fucking Leisure - Botanical Bone China Mug

The Spring Cabinet has now closed. This design will bloom again in Spring 2027.

£18.00

For those whose natural habitat is somewhere between a sun-drenched conservatory and a complete refusal to engage with nonsense.
Elegant, floral, and emotionally unavailable to productivity.

A delicate botanical design with a deeply unbothered attitude — because leisure is a lifestyle, not a luxury.

☕ 10oz fine bone china mug
🌿 Exclusive Swears of Joy botanical design
✨ Lightweight, elegant, and durable
🔥 Microwave safe
🧼 Dishwasher safe (hand wash recommended for longevity)
🎨 Printed in small intentional batches
📦 Sent smash-proof for safe delivery

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