Lady Cuntington - Vintage Trinket Dish
£10.00
Out of stock
Aristocratic airs with absolutely none of the etiquette. Meet Lady Cuntington — the vintage trinket dish that’s here to remind everyone that class is a mindset, and so is being a glorious, unfiltered menace.
Featuring dainty florals, gilded edges, and the most scandalous family title never officially recognised by the monarchy, this piece is perfect for holding your jewellery, loose hexes, or simply your disdain for decorum.
Whether perched on a vanity or gracing a gallery wall, she serves inherited attitude with inherited china realness.
✨ One-of-a-kind vintage trinket dish — no duplicates, no pretenders to the title
👑 Embellished with “Lady Cuntington” in deliciously bold fuchsia
🌸 Pastel floral centrepiece, gold rim, and all the family trauma
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for cheeky nobility & collectors of chaos
📏 Size: Approx.5 inches
⚠️ Care: Wipe clean only. Not food safe. Not emotionally safe either.