Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Knit, Purl, Repeat - Vintage China Plate

Swears

£16.00

Classic roses, a cheeky twist. This vintage china plate declares “Knit, Purl, Repeat Swears” because let’s be honest, every dropped stitch deserves a good swear. A must-have for any yarn addict who knows the struggle is real. One-of-a-kind, just like your projects.

  • 🧵 Original vintage china, upcycled with sass

  • 🌹 Floral design with bold sweary twist

  • 🎨 Hand-altered using waterslide decals + sealed with acrylic lacquer

  • 🛑 Decorative use only – not food safe

  • 📏 Medium plate (perfect for display or gifting)

  • 🎁 One-of-a-kind – no repeats, no restocks

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