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Knit, Purl, Repeat - Vintage China Plate
Swears
£16.00
Out of stock
Classic roses, a cheeky twist. This vintage china plate declares “Knit, Purl, Repeat Swears” because let’s be honest, every dropped stitch deserves a good swear. A must-have for any yarn addict who knows the struggle is real. One-of-a-kind, just like your projects.
🧵 Original vintage china, upcycled with sass
🌹 Floral design with bold sweary twist
🎨 Hand-altered using waterslide decals + sealed with acrylic lacquer
🛑 Decorative use only – not food safe
📏 Medium plate (perfect for display or gifting)
🎁 One-of-a-kind – no repeats, no restocks
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