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Knit Happens - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Because let’s face it, dropped stitches and tangled yarn are inevitable — but at least this plate makes it funny. This one-of-a-kind vintage china piece declares “Knit Happens” in bold sass, perfect for any yarn-lover’s wall or craft corner.
🧶 Vintage china plate with cheeky knitting humour
🌸 Classic floral design with bold sweary twist
🎨 Hand-altered with waterslide decals, sealed with lacquer
🛑 For decorative use only – not food safe
📏 Medium plate – makes a fab gift for knitters
🎁 One-of-a-kind, no repeats ever
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