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Kindly Fuck Off - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

Good manners cost nothing...

Neither does setting a boundary.

Kindly Fuck Off is for those moments when you want to keep things polite... while making your feelings perfectly clear.

Hand-altered using genuine vintage china, this one-of-a-kind decorative plate pairs delicate autumnal florals with a phrase that's wonderfully direct. Equal parts elegant and gloriously sarcastic, it's perfect for anyone who appreciates classic style with a healthy dose of attitude.

Whether displayed on a wall, bookshelf or sideboard, it's guaranteed to raise a smile from guests who know that sometimes the nicest way to say it... is still to say it.

🍽️ One-of-a-kind vintage china plate

✋ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK

🏡 From the Plate Cupboard at the House of Swears of Joy

✨ Decorative use only

🤍 Vintage item – gentle signs of age may be present

🧽 Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth

📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery

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