Kindly Fuck Off - Vintage China Plate

Polite. Firm. Non-negotiable.

This vintage china plate is dressed in full pink roses, a classic gold scalloped edge, and the most courteous dismissal you'll ever encounter. The deep crimson serif lettering makes it look like it belongs in a stately home — and it absolutely does, right up until you read it.

Elegant enough for the mantelpiece. Pointed enough to make the message crystal clear.

Because sometimes you want to tell someone exactly where to go, and you'd like to do it with a bit of class