It's not smut It's Cliterature - Vintage Gold Floral Plate – Book Lover Sass
£16.00
For readers who know exactly what they’re doing when they say “just one more chapter.”
This elegant vintage china plate features a beautiful gold floral border and the phrase:
“It’s not Smut – It’s Cliterature.”
A cheeky nod to every romance, fantasy and smut reader who proudly devours their favourite spicy pages. Delicate vintage china paired with unapologetic bookish humour — the perfect addition to a reader’s shelf, library nook, or gallery wall.
Because sometimes literature is… educational.
📚 Genuine vintage china plate
✨ One-of-a-kind – no repeats or restocks
🌼 Elegant gold floral border design
📏 Medium display plate
⚠ Decorative use only – not food safe after alteration
📦 Carefully packed for safe UK & international postage/shipping