It's Not Smut - Vintage China Plate
It's Clilerature
£16.00
A plate for the proud smut readers, the Kindle girlys, the spicy book hoarders and everyone who knows that “research” sometimes gets a bit… heated 🔥📚
This one-of-a-kind floral vintage plate features the tongue-in-cheek phrase:
It’s Not Smut, It’s Cliterature
in a soft pink and green gradient — classy, filthy, and absolutely fabulous.
Perfect for a reading nook, bookshelf, bedroom wall, or as a gift for your favourite romance reader.
📚 One-of-a-kind hand-altered vintage plate
🌼 Floral rim with gold detailing
💬 Phrase: It’s Not Smut, It’s Cliterature
💖 Pink & green gradient lettering
🎁 Ideal gift for book lovers, smut readers & spicy romance fans
📏 Medium plate size
🛑 Decorative use only – not food safe
🧽 Wipe-clean only