It's Not Smut - Vintage China Plate
It's Cliterature
£16.00
Out of stock
For readers who blush at chapter 12 and brag about it.
This one-of-a-kind hand-altered vintage plate is dedicated to all the bookworms who know their romance reads aren’t dirty, they’re detailed.
A cheeky nod to BookTok, spicy readers, and anyone who’s ever said, “It’s not smut, it’s cliterature!” while adding another dark romance to their TBR.
📖 Hand-altered vintage china plate with floral detail
💋 Text in deep pink script + bold serif font
🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe
💬 Perfect for book lovers, romance readers, or anyone fluent in filth and finesse
🚚 Securely packaged for postage/shipping