It's Not Smut - Vintage China Plate
It's Cliterature.
£16.00
For the readers who like their stories steamy and their shelves spicy. This one-of-a-kind vintage floral plate is a gentle reminder that what you’re reading is art, actually — even if it comes with a few questionable bookmarks and a locked Kindle folder.
Soft florals. Sharp wit. Book club not included.
🍽️ Vintage china plate
🌸 Delicate floral border with blush and periwinkle accents
💬 Phrase: “It’s Not Smut, It’s Cliterature”
💗 One of a kind — no repeats
🧼 For decorative use only (don’t microwave, don’t dishwasher, don’t be weird)
🇬🇧 Lovingly sourced & sassed up in the UK