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It’s Not Smut, It’s Cliterature – Vintage China Plate

£16.00

It’s not smut.

It’s cliterature.

This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate is perfect for readers who know that a good book can be educational, enlightening and occasionally leave you blushing in public.

Featuring beautiful pink and lilac florals paired with one of the most popular phrases in the Swears of Joy Book Lovers collection, this plate is made for proud readers, romantasy addicts and anyone whose TBR pile is entirely out of control.

A playful piece of vintage china for bookshelves, reading nooks and smut-loving homes everywhere.

Hand-altered by Swears of Joy and completely one of a kind

🏺 Genuine vintage china plate

✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy

💖 One-of-a-kind piece

📏 Approx size: 6 inches

🖼️ Plate stand included

🚫 Decorative use only

🧽 Clean with a soft dry cloth

🌍 International shipping available

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