It don't taste - Vintage Picture Plate
like tears
£20.00
Out of stock
Bittersweet? Maybe. Twisted? Definitely.
This one-of-a-kind vintage picture plate features a nostalgic little boy and his loyal pup — paired with the line “It don’t taste like tears.” Perfect for anyone who appreciates a side of dark humour with their décor.
Hand-altered with care (and a touch of wickedness), this piece blends innocence and sarcasm so smoothly, your Nan might not even notice until she’s halfway through her cuppa.
✨ One-of-a-kind vintage art plate
💬 Phrase: “It don’t taste like tears.”
🖐️ Hand-altered, decorative only
💀 For display purposes only – not food safe
🎁 Ideal for collectors of sass, nostalgia, and emotional damage
🧵 Hand-altered vintage china
🎨 Unique design — no repeats, no restocks
🧼 Wipe clean with a soft cloth
❌ Not food safe (for display only)
📏 Approx. 8–9 inches