In This House We Fucking Swear – Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Welcome to the kind of home where colourful language is simply part of the décor.
In This House We Fucking Swear pairs an idyllic countryside cottage scene with a phrase that's guaranteed to make visitors smile. Sweet, traditional and just the right amount of rebellious, it's perfect for anyone whose vocabulary is a little less refined than their taste in vintage china.
Lovingly handmade using genuine vintage china, this one-of-a-kind decorative plate proves that beautiful things don't always have to mind their manners.
Perfect for hallways, kitchens, living rooms or anywhere guests might need fair warning before they hear their first swear word.
🍽️ One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
✋ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK
🏡 From the Plate Cupboard at the House of Swears of Joy
✨ Decorative use only
🤍 Vintage item – gentle signs of age may be present
🧽 Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth
📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery