In This House We Fucking Swear – Decorative Vintage Cottage Plate
£20.00
Quaint countryside charm… with realistic household standards.
This hand-altered vintage china plate combines a peaceful rural cottage scene with a perfectly unapologetic phrase, creating that signature Swears of Joy contrast between delicate vintage beauty and everyday profanity.
The soft berry and sage tones complement the original artwork beautifully, allowing the typography to blend naturally into the plate rather than overpower it. Equal parts cosy, sarcastic and comforting, this piece feels right at home in kitchens, gallery walls and homes where swearing is practically punctuation.
🏡 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK
🌿 Decorative use only – not food safe
🍓 Features countryside cottage artwork with layered typography
☕ Perfect for kitchens, gallery walls & cosy eclectic interiors
🕰️ Vintage item – gentle signs of age may be present
😂 Ideal for lovers of dry humour, cottagecore & unapologetic homes
📦 Carefully packaged for safe posting/shipping