Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
In a World Full of Cunts You Are My Favourite – Vintage Floral Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Sweet roses, delicate gold lettering… and absolutely no emotional restraint.
This vintage floral china plate delivers the ultimate back-handed compliment — equal parts affectionate and brutally honest. Perfect for the friend, partner, or chosen human who has earned the very prestigious title of “least annoying cunt in the room.”
Classic pink roses and a soft gold rim keep things beautifully traditional, while the phrase lands with all the subtlety of a brick through a teacup.
A charming little reminder that while the world may be full of idiots… some people are still worth keeping
🌸 Original vintage china plate
💬 Phrase: “In a world full of cunts you are my favourite”
✨ Design: Pink rose floral border with gold lettering
📏 Approx size: Medium display plate
🖐 One of a kind: No two Swears of Joy pieces are ever the same
🎁 Perfect for: Best friends, partners, brutally honest compliments, or someone who truly deserves the title
⚠ Decorative use only – not food safe
📦 Postage/Shipping: Carefully packaged to travel safely UK/International
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