Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
I'm still spinning this shit - Vintage Picture Plate
Modern Grimm - Rumpelstiltskin
£20.00
Straw into gold.
Deadlines looming.
Zero appreciation.
This Modern Grimm plate drags Rumpelstiltskin firmly into the present day — where burnout, repetition, and doing the work still don’t guarantee thanks.
🌀 One-of-a-kind hand-altered vintage plate
🔥 Modern Grimm fairytale for grown-ups
⚠️ Decorative use only (not food safe)
🕰 Vintage plate with signs of age and use
📦 Ships worldwide excluding USA
♻️ One-off piece — never repeated
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