I'm Rarer Than Shit - Vintage China Rocking Horse
£24.00
Somewhere between nursery rhyme nostalgia and complete bad behaviour lives this little rocking horse.
Hand-altered with the phrase "I'm Rarer Than Shit", this vintage bone china rocking horse is perfect for anyone who's one of a kind... and knows it.
Finished with delicate floral details and beautiful 22kt gold gilt, it's the sort of piece that makes people smile, laugh and then look twice. Whether it ends up on a sideboard, bookshelf or mantelpiece, it's guaranteed to become a conversation starter.
Like every piece from the Statement Sideboard, this began life as a beautiful vintage treasure before being given an entirely new story.
The object came first. The phrase finished the story.
🌸 One-of-a-kind vintage bone china rocking horse
✋ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK
🏡 From the Statement Sideboard at the House of Swears of Joy
📏 Approx. 6" (15cm) high × 6.5" (16.5cm) wide × 4" (10cm) deep
⚖️ Approx. 390g
✨ Decorative use only
🤍 Vintage item – gentle signs of age may be present
🧽 Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth
📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery
Maker: Crown Staffordshire, England
Design: Georgian Rocking Horse
Year: 1970s–1980s
Original Finish: 22kt gold gilt detailing on the mane, saddle, rockers and decorative accents.
Height: Approx. 6" (15cm)
Width: Approx. 6.5" (16.5cm)
Depth: Approx. 4" (10cm)
Weight: Approx. 390g
Backstamp: Photographed in the product images