I'm not rude - Vintage China Plate
- I'm honest. You're Welcome
£16.00
Out of stock
Sweet florals on vintage china… paired with the kind of honesty that makes people blink twice.
This one-of-a-kind sass plate delivers the perfect balance of polite decor and blunt truth.
If you’ve ever been accused of being “rude” simply for telling it like it is, this plate has your back.
Honesty?
Never a crime.
You’re welcome.
🎨 Hand-altered vintage china plate
🌸 Delicate floral design + brutal honesty
💬 Phrase: I’m not rude — I’m honest. You’re welcome.
📏 Approx. 6 inches
✨ Perfect for gallery walls, desks, or passive-aggressive gifting
🔥 One-of-a-kind – no repeats, ever
🛑 Decorative purposes only – not food safe
🧽 Wipe-clean only, do not soak
🌍 Upcycled vintage plate (sustainable sass)