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I'm Not a Grammar Nazi, I'm a Word Wanker - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Some people correct spelling...
Others simply appreciate the English language.
I'm Not a Grammar Nazi, I'm a Word Wanker is for those who notice the misplaced apostrophe, silently rewrite signs in their head, and secretly enjoy spotting the typo before anyone else.
Hand-altered using genuine vintage china, this one-of-a-kind decorative plate pairs delicate botanical florals with a phrase guaranteed to make fellow word lovers laugh. Equal parts witty and unapologetically British, it's perfect for readers, writers, editors, teachers and anyone whose inner proofreader never takes a day off.
Whether displayed on a wall, bookshelf or sideboard, it's a conversation starter that proves grammar doesn't have to be serious to be appreciated.
🍽️ One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
✋ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK
🏡 From the Plate Cupboard at the House of Swears of Joy
✨ Decorative use only
🤍 Vintage item – gentle signs of age may be present
🧽 Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth
📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery
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