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I'm a delicate fucking flower - Bud Vase
£10.00
Out of stock
She may look like she sings to bees and cries at poetry, but this vase has seen things — and she’s not here for your crap.
A blooming contradiction of blush-pink flowers and sharp-mouthed honesty, this one-off bud vase is the perfect decorative declaration for anyone who knows sensitivity and savagery go hand-in-hand.
Put a daisy in it. Or a middle finger. She’ll carry both with grace.
✨ One-off vintage bud vase — no repeats, no twins, just pure enchantment.
🌸 Soft florals meet the bold truth: “I’m a delicate fucking flower.”
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, heat-free, and steeped in sass.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for weirdos with taste.
📏 Size: Approx. 10cm tall
⚠️ Care: Not food safe. Not dishwasher safe. Wipe gently and don't provoke her.
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