Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower

£16.00

Out of stock

Soft petals, sharper thorns. This plate is for anyone who’s been underestimated one too many times — the kind of person who might look dainty but will absolutely throw hands if you mess with them. A floral flourish with a sweary twist, she’s as fragile as a hand grenade in heels.

Perfect for passive-aggressive wall statements, gifting to emotionally exhausted friends, or just reminding yourself you contain multitudes (and maybe some rage).

One-of-a-kind vintage plate
– Hand-altered using professional-grade waterslide decals (not vinyl)
– Strictly for decorative use – no eating, heating, or dishwashing
– Size: 6/7 inches Approx
– Condition: Vintage, so may have charming signs of age (just like us)