If Sarcasm Were Champagne - Vintage China Plate
I'd be Drunk by Noon
£16.00
Vintage roses, a glamorous retro pin-up, and a whole lot of sarcasm — everything you need for an unapologetically cheeky decorative plate.
This one-of-a-kind design features the phrase:
“If Sarcasm Were Champagne, I’d Be Drunk by Noon.”
Perfect for anyone whose personality sparkles… and stings a little.
A playful, elegant, utterly mischievous addition to any gallery wall.
🎨 Hand-altered vintage china plate
💋 Retro pin-up artwork + champagne-level sarcasm
💬 Phrase: If Sarcasm Were Champagne, I’d be Drunk by Noon
🌹 Classic rose border with gold trim
📏 Approx. 6 inches
🔥 One-of-a-kind – never repeated
🛑 Decorative only – not food safe
🧽 Wipe-clean only, no soaking
🌍 Upcycled vintage plate (eco-conscious sass)