If Sarcasm Were Champagne, I’d Be Drunk by Noon – Vintage Floral Plate
£16.00
Elegant florals, gold typography and enough sarcasm to intoxicate an entire room 😂🍾
This one-of-a-kind vintage floral plate pairs soft romantic detailing with signature Swears of Joy humour, featuring layered gold typography designed to feel beautifully embedded within the china itself.
Perfect for gallery walls, dressing tables, shelves or anyone who survives life almost entirely through sarcasm and side-eye.
Pretty, polished and quietly unhinged.
🍾 One-of-a-kind vintage decorative plate
✨ Elegant layered gold typography
🌸 Soft floral vintage detailing
🖤 Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
🎀 Perfect for gallery walls & maximalist décor
📜 Vintage item — gentle signs of age may be present
🚫 Decorative use only — not food safe
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK