Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
If I had feelings - Vintage China Plate
they'd be for you.
£16.00
A one-of-a-kind vintage medium plate featuring the phrase “If I had feelings, they’d be for you”, curved around the rim.
At the centre, a small illustration of two skeleton hands holding a heart adds a darkly romantic twist — tender, deadpan, and very Swears of Joy.
Equal parts affection and emotional detachment, this piece is perfect for alternative gifting, gothic romantics, or anyone who prefers their love declarations with a side of sarcasm.
As always, this plate is hand-altered and completely unique.
💀 Hand-altered vintage china
🖤 One of a kind — no repeats
💀 Medium decorative plate
🖤 Dark romance vibes
💀 Decorative use only (not food safe)
🖤 Ships worldwide except USA
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