Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

I wish being a - Vintage China Plate

Bitch paid the bills.

£20.00

Domestic goddess energy meets feminist truth. This pin-up beauty knows her worth — and she’s not baking for free anymore.

🍽️ Vintage china plate featuring retro 1950s pin-up design
💋 “I wish being a Bitch paid the bills” in blue serif font
🎨 Hand-altered with vibrant vintage illustration
✨ Ideal for kitchens with attitude or gift-worthy sass
⚠️ Decorative use only — not food-safe
📦 One-of-a-kind, handmade in the UK

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