I Wasn’t Born Yesterday, I Was Born Cunty – Vintage Picture Plate
£20.00
Out of stock
A charming vintage childhood scene… with the most gloriously un-charming attitude.
This one-of-a-kind picture plate pairs a sweet, storybook-style moment with the fiercely unapologetic phrase:
I wasn’t born yesterday, I was born Cunty.
It’s bold, it’s feminist, it’s feral-but-pretty — the exact kind of contrast Swears of Joy is known for.
Perfect for gallery walls, desks, dressing tables, or anyone whose resting face has been saying “don’t test me” since infancy.
🎨 Hand-altered vintage picture plate
🌿 Storybook-style artwork with modern savage twist
💬 Phrase: I wasn’t born yesterday, I was born Cunty
✨ Feminist, cheeky, and utterly unique
📏 Approx. 8–9 inches
🔥 One-of-a-kind – never repeated
🛑 Decorative use only – not food safe
🧽 Wipe-clean only
🌍 Upcycled vintage china (eco-friendly sass)