Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
I Was Not Made to be Fucking Subtle - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Not quiet. Not soft. Not sorry.
This vintage medium plate features an elegantly posed housewife in icy pastels, surrounded by autumnal florals — and a line that stomps all over the idea of “toning it down”:
“I was not made to be fucking subtle.”
Perfect for outspoken icons, blunt besties, and anyone who delivers truth bombs in perfect lipstick.
Medium vintage bone china plate
Muted floral border with central retro beauty
Hand-altered and totally one of a kind
Strictly decorative — because loud opinions deserve a place on the wall
Sharp. Shiny. Unshakably direct.
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