Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

I Was Not Made to be Fucking Subtle - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

Not quiet. Not soft. Not sorry.

This vintage medium plate features an elegantly posed housewife in icy pastels, surrounded by autumnal florals — and a line that stomps all over the idea of “toning it down”:

“I was not made to be fucking subtle.”

Perfect for outspoken icons, blunt besties, and anyone who delivers truth bombs in perfect lipstick.

  • Medium vintage bone china plate

  • Muted floral border with central retro beauty

  • Hand-altered and totally one of a kind

  • Strictly decorative — because loud opinions deserve a place on the wall

Sharp. Shiny. Unshakably direct.

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