Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

I Try Not to Swear - Vintage China Plate
But sometimes I cunt help myself
£16.00
Out of stock
Delicate plate. Dangerous vocabulary.
This vintage medium plate features a cheeky, barely-draped pin-up and sunny yellow florals — with a statement so bold it should come with a trigger warning (and a round of applause):
“I try not to swear, but sometimes I c*nt help myself.”
Perfect for the unfiltered, the delightfully inappropriate, and anyone who swears with style.
Medium vintage china plate with gold edging
Soft yellow & blue floral border + risqué retro figure
Hand-altered and completely unique
For decorative use only — but emotionally cathartic
Cheeky. Crude. Collectible chaos.
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Delicate. Disobedient. Delightfully rude.
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