Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

I Try Not to Swear - Vintage China Plate

But sometimes I cunt help myself

£16.00

Delicate plate. Dangerous vocabulary.

This vintage medium plate features a cheeky, barely-draped pin-up and sunny yellow florals — with a statement so bold it should come with a trigger warning (and a round of applause):

“I try not to swear, but sometimes I c*nt help myself.”

Perfect for the unfiltered, the delightfully inappropriate, and anyone who swears with style.

  • Medium vintage china plate with gold edging

  • Soft yellow & blue floral border + risqué retro figure

  • Hand-altered and completely unique

  • For decorative use only — but emotionally cathartic

Cheeky. Crude. Collectible chaos.

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