I may not be perfect - Vintage Picture Plate
but at least not you
£20.00
Out of stock
A statement piece with bite. This large vintage bone china plate features a bold pin-up beauty surrounded by delicate light blue and lilac florals and finished with gold edging — the perfect contrast to the unapologetic phrase: “I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not you.”
Hand-altered and one-of-a-kind, because perfection’s overrated and attitude lasts longer.
For decorative purposes only — hang it, display it, and enjoy the side-eye it’ll cause.
💋 Design: Vintage pin-up beauty serving looks and attitude.
🌸 Details: Large bone china plate with delicate light blue and lilac florals, gold edging, and that unapologetic phrase front and centre: “I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not you.”
🎨 Style: Equal parts classy and savage — classic Swears of Joy sass.
✨ Finish: Hand-altered, one-of-a-kind, and totally decorative (not food-safe).
🖼️ Display it: On your wall, dresser, or wherever you like to make guests question their life choices.
🚫 Not for eating – just for admiring.