I love your cum face - Vintage China Plate
A Compliment You'll Never Forget (Even if you want to)
£16.00
Out of stock
This 16cm fine bone china plate offers a declaration of love that’s… specific.
With three soft pink flowers and green leafy detail delicately arranged on the rim, this plate keeps things visually polite—until your eyes hit the centre.
There, in unapologetic lettering, sits the phrase:
“I love your cum face.”
Equal parts romantic and revolting, it’s the perfect piece for someone who’s hard to shock—or easy to love.
Display proudly, or gift it to your partner and watch them turn several shades of red.
Size: 16cm (small–medium)
Fine bone china
White base with pink florals and green leaves
Text: “I love your cum face” in central placement
Decorative use only (you’d never eat off it again anyway)
Handmade in the UK – one of a kind