I LOVE YOUR BEARD - Vintage China Plate
Can I touch it...with my vagina
£16.00
Out of stock
Sweet florals. Gold trim. Zero shame.
This delicate vintage plate delivers a polite compliment…
then immediately escalates it.
“I love your beard.
Can I touch it… with my vagina.”
Equal parts flirt, filth, and floral realness — the kind of plate that looks innocent from across the room and absolutely is not.
🌸 One-of-a-kind hand-altered vintage plate
🔥 Phrase reads exactly as shown on the plate
💋 Part of the XXX Rated collection
🎨 Original vintage florals with added typography
🏺 Decorative use only — not food safe
📏 Vintage plate (medium size)
♻️ Repurposed, pre-loved china
🚫 No restocks. No repeats. Ever.