Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

I Love You - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
A one-of-a-kind vintage medium plate featuring the phrase “I love you” paired with a bold central image of a raised middle finger.
Romantic? Yes. Traditional? Absolutely not.
This plate is for couples who communicate in sarcasm, swear words, and mutual understanding — a love language built on honesty, humour, and zero pretence. Sweet sentiment, filthy delivery. Exactly as intended.
Hand-altered and completely unique, this is alternative Valentine’s gifting at its finest.
🖕 Hand-altered vintage china
🖤 One of a kind — no repeats
🖕 Medium decorative plate
🖤 Valentine’s / anti-romance vibes
🖕 Decorative use only (not food safe)
🖤 Ships worldwide except USA
🎁 Perfect for
– Alternative Valentine’s gifts
– Long-term relationships with banter
– People who say “I love you” with attitude
– Gallery walls with a sense of humour
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