I Look Better Bent Over A Book - Vintage China Plate
Proud Smut Reader
£16.00
For the babes whose TBR pile is filthier than their search history. This one-off vintage plate brings all the sass with none of the shame — because being a smut reader is a personality trait now. Perfect for bookworms who know their angles (and their tropes).
🍽️ Vintage china plate
🌼 White base with rich navy scroll border and dainty florals
💬 Phrase: “I Look Better Bent Over a Book – Proud Smut Reader”
💗 One of a kind — never to be repeated
🧼 Strictly decorative (and strictly not dishwasher safe)
🇬🇧 Upcycled and reborn in the UK