I fucking hate people - Vintage Plate
Pin-Up Medium Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
She’s smiling, but her soul left the room three batches ago. This deceptively sweet plate pairs a picture-perfect 1950s housewife with the cold, iced truth: people are the worst.
Perfect for kitchens, mood swings, or passive-aggressive tea service. Pair with gin. Display with pride. Trust no one.
✨ One-off vintage china plate — no repeats, no twins, just pure enchantment.
🍓 Features retro housewife & cake artwork, now 75% more honest.
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, heat-free, and steeped in sass.
🪄 Plate stand included — for instant shelf presence.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for weirdos with taste.
📏 Size: Approx. 6/7 inches
⚠️ Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. No microwave. No dishwasher. No fuckery.