I fuck better than I cook - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Why lie about your talents? This one-of-a-kind plate doesn’t pretend to know its way around a casserole — but it knows its strengths. Featuring a glamorous pin-up reclining with a cocktail and a smirk, it’s perfect for those who'd rather serve sass than soup.
A cheeky piece for kitchens, boudoirs, or anyone who thinks a “meal prep routine” is just foreplay.
✨ One-off vintage china plate — no repeats, no shame, just unfiltered fabulousness.
🍸 Mid-century rose motif with greyscale foliage and vintage flair.
💋 Reads: I fuck better than I cook! — pink font, pure facts.
💃 Pin-up graphic: classic curves, cocktail in hand, unapologetically reclining.
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-placed with sass, sealed in attitude.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — where rude meets refined.
📏 Size: 6/7 inches Approx
⚠️ Care: Wipe clean only. Not food safe. Not suitable for Sunday roast show-offs.