I don't watch porn. I read it like a fucking lady - Vintage Plate
Medium Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Let’s raise a toast (and a perfectly arched brow) to every smut-devouring bookworm out there. This gloriously floral vintage plate is for the one who prefers her porn with plot, her filth with finesse, and her men entirely fictional.
Whether it’s fae wings or mafia kings, this piece is the cheeky literary tribute your bookshelves (or bedside table) deserve.
✨ One-off vintage china plate — no repeats, no twins, just pure enchantment.
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, heat-free, and steeped in sass.
🪄 Plate stand included — for instant smutty shelf presence.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for filthy-minded readers with impeccable taste.
Size: Approx. 6–7 inches
Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. Keep away from actual porn.